
Linda
Lancashire

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Hello Readers,
This week I would
like to share with you the progress of my two gorgeous miniature poodles,
Tallulah and Hilda who adopted me last Valentines Day and have since completely
taken over my life, my home, my car and have brought so much joy and happiness
to me after the trauma of losing Stanley, my beloved Airedale Terrier.
The Lulas are now nearly 8 months old and their hobbies include running faster
than the speed of light, guarding bones and patrolling the garden. Hilda is
particularly sensitive to the needs of others and offers love and cuddles to
anyone who is feeling troubled, unwell or sad, rapidly turning into the 'Mother
Theresa' of the canine world. Tallulah on the other hand is a great entertainer
and practises her Salsa routine on a daily basis, which is all very well but I
have told her she needs to wear tighter knicker elastic and enjoys sewing
sequins on her Ra Ra skirt!! Her main ambition in life so far is to appear on'
Strictly come Dancing'.....we are working on it.
They are the most incredible house dogs and need to be because I have had no
luck with door bells because none of them seem to last five minutes before the
batteries are completely flat ....... must be all the energy
circling my bungalow so I have given up and rely on the Lulas to door watch
instead and alert me to visitors.
Lead training was the hardest, with having two of them at the same time and it
didn’t help when certain 'professionals' told me it could not be done and that I
must be mad having two puppies out of the same litter together and girls at that
.....!!! How wrong they were ......
Hilda was the worst because she kept thinking she was pulling a sledge over the
North Pole and Tallulah was fascinated by bicycle wheels, so it was a nightmare
taking them both out.
With a little help from my friends, tips and ideas from my lovely readers, who
have kept in touch religiously and been there at the end of the phone and e
mail, I think we have finally cracked it.
They are trotting on their leads like two very elegant French ladies and have
become very good on the field at 'recall' and retrieving the ball or any other
foreign object that flies through the air!! Brilliant in the home and I can
honestly say they have never chewed any furniture or damaged any table legs.
They do however enjoy tearing tissues into tiny strips, running around the house
with a loo roll in their mouth and skilled at emptying shopping bags.
We are often asked by people who enquire as to what breed of dog they are
because they haven’t had the traditional French Poodle cut.....instead, after
looking through reams and reams of doggies hairstyle books etc., I have opted
for the 'Teddy Bear' look and it suits them fabulously.
They go to an excellent Doggy Hotel and Grooming Parlour called 'The Bed and
Biscuit Pet Hotel' in Eastwood near Heanor and there is a great lady there
called Sharon who does a sterling job of making my Lulas look like Paris
Fashions.
Denise Garrett, who is the owner of the Bed and Biscuit and has exhibited her
Champion dogs with great success at Crufts many times, took me under her wing
and helped me enormously where training was concerned. We have since become
friends and I know that my girls are safe in her hands when I have to go away
from home or if I need advice or guidance with any concerns I may have.
The staff there are brilliant to say the least and take great care of the dogs
that board there and something you may find particularly interesting is that
they also do a great Day Boarding scheme (like a day nursery for dogs) that
means you can leave the dogs in the capable hands while you and your family have
a carefree day out knowing that your pets are being well looked after.
If anyone reading this is looking for a good Doggie Hotel, Day Boarding and
Grooming Parlour the telephone number to ring is (01773 719641)
Fate also waved its magic wand back in March when a very nice lady who has since
become a friend called Lyn, came to visit me and offered her help in walking the
Lulas as it was easier with two of us at that time. But on a darker note, when
my favourite Auntie was diagnosed with terminal cancer and passed away last
April, it was Lyn who was there to help me when I went to say my last farewells
......... it was that quick.
The Lulas are like two 'Maiden Aunts' (Hinge and Bracket come to mind) when my
grandsons come to stay or we go to visit. They love playing with the boys but at
the same time are very protective and guard them with their life.
I would like to thank everyone for all their help, support, emails, texts
messages, letters, cards and support over recent times as I feel I have made
some great new friends as a result and probably wouldn’t have had if the Lulas
had not come to stay
Do you remember I told you I wrote a letter to the universe asking for a new dog
..... well, my wishes have been granted, tenfold, beyond my wildest
dreams.
Thank you Lulas, thank you universe and thank you everyone.
Love and light as always

If it is your
Birthday
this week
from Friday 25 June 2010
The good news is that you will find yourself in a much more easier going frame of mind and unlikely to get ruffled over minor differences of opinion simply because you cant be bothered with hassle or small minded people who enjoy blowing their own trumpets. Instead it’s more probable that you will work on focusing your mind on things that are important and spending time with people you value the company of. Long journeys are indicated and so is a new romance if you are interested in meeting someone you can form a long term fulfilling relationship with. Close friends will invite you to partake in their celebrations because they enjoy your sharp wit and great sense of humour and fun.
from Friday 2 July 2010
Why should you always been the one who always makes the first move or does all the giving? Perhaps you have been too good, too kind and far too generous for much too long and now trends are about to change. You may not be ever so popular in certain quarters but you will establish yourself in succeeding where you have failed previously by standing your ground and no longer prepared to settle for second best. If you are about to sell up and move house, this is the perfect time to put plans into action. An opportunity to start a new business venture will be made available and this may well turn out to be more profitable, in your favour than you ever imagined possible.
from Friday 9 July 2010
You are a lot tougher than you think. There are a number of challenges coming your way that at one time you would have run in the opposite direction from. This time, however, you are ready for action and even though you may have lost a few battles recently, you are going to win the war!! Not only can you expect an increase in your finances you may also start a new romance with someone you have liked for a long time. Do not make the mistake of re connecting with anyone you have experienced problems with in the past. They have not changed, you have?
from Friday 16 July 2010
Don’t believe everything you hear and never judge a book by its cover. Idle gossip will find its way to your ear but it’s important that you listen to your own inner voice before jumping to conclusions and making a huge mistake regarding someone you are dearly fond of. A first date will show signs of promise but you may change your mind after the second meeting. Over seas travel and a holiday of a life time may be enjoyed by you sooner than you anticipate. You may also be in line for a lucky windfall or receive money through a will or legacy in your favour.
from Friday 23 July 2010
A long-standing love affair will reach a serious make or break crossroads. As events spiral out of control its imperative that you keep your cool and resist losing your temper if you are to obtain a desirable outcome. If you are guilty of wanting something or someone you could not initially have, you may not want it once it becomes yours. A dear friend may suggest a weekend away or an exotic holiday. Get your bags packed and take a break. Tell a close relative to stop continually moaning and get a grip. After all, you don’t have a magic wand to make their life right for them do you?
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( 0776 446 6381
0707 933 4988
0177 376 2675
(If voice mail clicks in, please leave a message and contact number and I will return your call as soon as possible. Thank you.)
or
broomsticks@lindalancashire.co.uk
to arrange an appointment for a
Personal Reading, Party Booking or any other details.
I live on the Derbyshire/Nottinghamshire border,
with easy access from the A610 and Junction 26 of the M1.
My daughter (Katie Lancashire) is also available for
Tarot, Crystal, Palmistry, Handwriting readings
and Party Bookings in the Peterborough, Lincolnshire and Cambridge area.
Katie can be contacted on 0787 664 1453
or her own website
Both Katie and I can offer astrology or handwriting readings for House Parties and
remember that the Host or Hostess will receive their reading free of charge.
My stars are also published in:
Nottinghamshire Today
Derbyshire Today
Lincolnshire Today
Yorkshire Today
Leicestershire and Rutland Life
Nottingham Topper.
Listen to me read my horoscopes on the Aleena Naylor show
on the first Friday of each month at 3.15 pm on
BBC Radio Derby (104.5, 95.3 and 96 FM or 1116 AM)

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