Linda Lancashire’s Weekly Horoscopes

16/10/2014 to 22/10/2014

If it’s your birthday this week…




You will be asked by a number of friends for your help because they will need sensible guidance when dealing with their personal problems. You may meet someone who reminds you of a past love. Are you absolutely sure you want to go down this road by attempting to relive something that is now history? There is a possibility that you may decide to move house because you need a fresh new start and a brand new project to get your teeth into but what may be stopping you is the sheer expense of such a mammoth undertaking. Where there is a will there is a way.


March 21 – April 20

Many of you have had one hell of a time to live through and have often wondered just how it would all finally end? Not only have you had troublesome family problems to wade through but a shortage of ready cash which is enough to give anyone a bout of sleepless nights. Don’t be too scattered and approach any errands in an efficient and organised way. Accept a dinner or luncheon invitation. A change of routine will be just the tonic!


April 21 – May 21

Lots of running around could leave you feeling somewhat frazzled. An old flame who refuses to let go puts you in a tricky situation. A job offer from out of the blue will come as an enormous surprise but making important decisions does not always come that easily too you. Sometimes you prefer the devil you know rather than risk venturing into uncharted waters. Don’t make mountains out of molehills by over reacting. Confide in a trusted friend.


May 22 – June 22

Friends and loved ones will wonder what exactly has got into you and will be amazed at your new found vitality and optimism. What they won’t realize is that you are breathing sighs of relief after a most worrying matter reaches a satisfactory conclusion. Romantically, you may have to choose between more than one admirer. Love and romance looks as though its going to get very complicated indeed. An opportunity to take a mini break away from all the drama will enable you to do some much need deep thinking.


June 23 – July 23

After spending a shed load of money on someone who shows absolutely no signs of appreciating your gestures of good will, you are now perhaps starting to learn more about how callous some people can be, especially those who are very good at both talking and taking and very little else. A happier time ahead indicates indicates niggling health worries begin to fade into the distance and an increase in your finances will put a smile back on your face.


July 24 – August 23

You may sever a long term partnership or friendship because its gone past it sell by date and you are feeling mightily bored and frustrated. A close family member will need your help and assistance in a most personal matter knowing that you are the only person they can trust to keep their secrets safe. A chance meeting with someone who is quite out of the ordinary may take your breath away for all of five minutes, only because you are not easily impressed and tend to see beneath the veneer rather quickly.


August 24 – September 23

Just to complicate matters even further, someone remarkable will come into your life that will prove to be very sensible, logical and understanding, which is unusual because you are normally found crooning on that you only ever meet the ones with problems. A house move looks likely before too long giving you the opportunity to get yourself sorted out and feel more settled because you have needed a complete change of environment and a fresh new start for a number of important reasons.


September 24 – October 23

One minute your heart will be fluttering away with excitement and in the next you may feel irritated by some of the mixed messages that you are receiving. Because love is blind you will not easily see the wood for the trees, preferring instead to believe your own interpretations rather than face reality. At work you may be offered a new job, transfer or promotion taking you completely away from one particular set of complicated circumstances and depositing you into a new lot instead. A close friend and alley will give you tremendous back up and support in your endeavours.


October 24 – November 22

If it was not for your black sense of humour and ability to laugh at situations you would have found yourself in a very depressed state indeed, considering all the obstacles and hindrance you have had to wade through. But, you are doing amazingly well and will continue to make something good come out of all this. If you are currently dealing with a very dysfunctional situation either at work or in your family life, take heart, you are not alone. Your sheer strength of character and ability to survive will prove that you have what it takes to be a winner.


November 23 – December 21

Boredom and continuous frustration at work could result in you updating your CV and going after a job that is either more challenging or one where there is a lot less stress and more pleasant personalities to work with. You may even consider starting your own business knowing that you are useless at taking orders and prefer being your own boss. The world is your oyster and should not allow yourself to be easily put off by negative people who make a career out of being miserable and pouring cold water all over your genius ideas.


December 22 – January 20

A party invitation could lead to a chance meeting with someone who will grow to become very special because they instinctively know better than contradict you, hanging onto your every word and behaving most agreeably, which is what you prefer if you are totally honest. Love will certainly be in the air for many of you, so don’t allow golden opportunities to pass you by. It may have taken you many years, but it seems as though you finally know who you really are and which direction you can see yourself going in.


January 21 – February 19

Not one for reconnecting with the past, which is an excellent quality you have, you can look forward to meeting quite a number of like minded individuals who will aim to inspire you rather than bore you rigid. You may also do a lot more traveling than you have lately. On going family issues and feuds may show no signs of abating, but as long as you don’t make any of this your problem, you will have absolutely nothing to worry about. Leave all that to everyone else and enjoy every moment of each day.


February 20 – March 20

A long distance journey looks possible, but it still will not prove to be the solution to any emotional problems you may be struggling with. A friendship that is turning into a full scale romance will at times scare you because everything is happening at the speed of lightening and causing you to go into panic mode. It’s important that you work on building up your self esteem and confidence by realising that the past is now over and the future is yours to embrace and enjoy. Interesting developments at work will please you no end, especially if it means rewards and recognition for all your efforts

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